“Hot Nookie Hop Marketing Secrets” – Get you sum now!

Wow! What a morning in

Clinton’s Cult like Kingdom.

First off, it’s HOT as HELL in Los Angeles.

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

So I didn’t sleep much at all last night.

Still got up early and my morning took off fast

Live and in color with a FULL 3-D HOLOGRAPHIC  AFFECT!

So fast in fact that I almost killed my morning routine of writing you daily.

So here I sit now, a little behind the 8 ball.

Will I pull it off? Who knows.

Because it’s 0630 pst and I’m sitting in my boxers with no shirt or shoes,  enjoying my backyard sanctuary while it’s still cool outside.

Before blistering heat threatens to melt my blue bic pen to yellow paper,

And puddles of sweat drip down like a waterfall creating a sticky mess.

Today’s lesson is a quickie!

And quickies are the best sometimes are they not?

Speaking of which!

I like Ales and I tried this new un

This past weekend called

Hop Nookie get you sum!

It’s got a redneck ring to it, but don’t let that fool ya.

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You see the orange sunburst hue leaps outta tha glass

creating a hypnotic trance state that’s quite enjoyable to watch

Sending beautiful flavors cascading down your gullet

so juicy and delicious

And I hope you get the point already

IT’S DAMN GOOD!

With tropical fruity hoppiness

This bad boy was so smooth it could become my new go to

Heavy weight champion weighing in at 11.0% alcohol.

And their marketing commanded my attention.

Which is what your marketing should be doing.

So let me ask you…

Is your marketing doing the same?

COMMANDING YOUR PROSPECTS ATTENTION!

Killer marketing should be hitting your prospect right between the eyes

like an arrow embedding the messages into your brain!

Creating a burning desire for what you desire.

Is your marketing doing that for your prospects?

If you are like 90% of business owners out there

Then probably not.

And it’s not your fault. Really. It’s not.

Marketing today is so complex and sophisticated that if your competitors

learn these secrets first and you’re not using them,

then you’ll be left behind

which means YOU should be

Grabbing the attention

Commanding your prospects to get sucked in

Deeper by your Messages!

Now that’s powerful strategy when you combine the right

Message to market match.

Its smooth and easy.

Like the Ale.

And if you don’t know how to make this happen,

then office hours are now in session and available

to you here.

Imagine if you could spend pennies on the dollar

to get 1,000’s of clicks to your website?

Cuz we could make that happen for your business in the next 48 hours.

But if the message to market match is off you will have blown

a wad of dough, with nothing to show for it.

Most Business Consultants out there don’t understand

IT’S ALL ABOUT POSITIVE ROI AND MORE SALES FOR YOUR CLIENTS!

some of these characters are downright dangerous.

You can’t trust them at all. Many wet behind the ear

newbies beat their chest and squawk the loudest.

Beware of those greedy bass turds!

Get somebody who has the experience and knows all the different

Ways to make it work, or to pivot when needed.

Here’s another tip!

90% of marketing campaigns don’t work at first,

it needs careful attention by a

Grand Master in Business

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A business consultant that knows digital marketing inside and out and understands cross channel promotions! And direct response marketing offline.

Who has studied and applied tried and true principals, not for a

day or a month or a year, or even a decade,

but more than that! Much more than that.

Who learned from the smartest marketers on the planet.

Someone who has invested their own blood sweat and tears and money to be great at their craft!

Someone who is obsessed with it for obsessions sake, because

nothing gets them more excited,

gets their heart racing than seeing kick ass results

FOR THEIR CLIENTS!

Ya feel me…

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Ok, “That won’t work for my business you say”?

Yeah, that’s what the others said before You

Before THEY became RAVING FANS of our proprietary methods.

But I must warn you. This is a rare offer I’m about to make you

Because (1) I am extremely busy, and (2) I’m not trying

to screw up my lifestyle. And I don’t NEED

More clients necessarily. It’s just that. I love it. I really do.

Helping businesses escape the weirdo’s and “marketing

consultants” who call and tell you all about what

they can do for you. Without ever asking once

what are you already doing and how can we

take that and build off of it, or scrap it all together,

Fresh and anew, to get you profitable micro results,

putting everything in place to scale!

Ahhh. Now that’s the holy grail.

If you decide to join me on this amazing adventure

this journey of success

The road to relaxation and rags to riches stories

Then simply click the link below and we’ll pick the lock

to the flood gates of profits in your business  together

so beautifully that you’ll wonder why you waited so long

to do it.

Now I know you’re probably starting to think

“That’s a little hyperbolic Clinton,”

Well I dare you to try me!

If you can even get in. To see. For yourself.

Lord knows!

I can only work with one or two businesses at a time

Which simply means…

I’m not big on the high volume/low quality wal-mart cheapo model

But I’m real big on low volue/High Quality

Superior Sach’s 5th Avenue Marketing Model for your business

To get results on what matters most.

Who is this for, besides real business owners getting real business

who have a marketing budget and are excited to get results.

Perhaps you’re an Attorney spending $10-100 dollars per click and you know that you could be getting better results.

Or a Rock Start Dentist, or Doctor, or Chiropractor, who cares about their patients, because I can’t stand dirt bags or sleazy clients so I will NOT allow them to hire me.

If you have a marketing budget and curious to see better results and you are not a dirt bag or sleazy then we just might be a perfect fit.

And a few slots left to help others with minor campaign tweaks,

and copywriting to that gets higher conversions,

So you might wanna

GET YOU SUM HERE NOW

Clint Smith

P.S. Be sure to share this message with all the other skeptical business owners out there on the interwebz and “Marketing Ex-spurts” too. Cuz if the so-called gurus biz consultants who are calling you every day aren’t featured somewhere on this website as one of my legendary marketing heros then they just might be zeros. Don’t risk it! Call me first for the honest truth. In fact, tell your friends, family, followers and everyone all bout this website. So we can help other honest folks like us. Yes. Really, Flood the market with good, to destroy all the evil nastiness in the marketplace. These clowns who call themselves “marketers” and bid ness “consultants” are too much. And it’s time they FEEL the HEAT!

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